Happy Beary Bday Gay girl
Internal peace you say with your gay super gay definitely gay way of
texting
that you want
and wish
for ease
And breathe
more eas
ily
you say
stop roofing falling
You stay as roof!
I lecture:
Our perspective changes so much about our lives
We go where it sees our starriest star
We run where it sees lemonade without sugar
I made cupcakes
I don’t know how to fuck a lesbian
I still made cupcakes
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let’s get to the next world cup so US can win again shall we
and that’ll be before you or I are 50
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the best part of the next 4 years is going to be
College prep courses
And by then it’ll cost $599,982,829,290 to attend 30 seconds of college
So you’ll never have too much money to spend or save
But we’ll have added 25 more justices to the supreme court
it’ll be good
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HH, gimme that Braves shirt and I will clean the cat box only wearing that.
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Best golly darned birthday wish
